Overanalyzing a woman’s bod is a pastime that will never get old.
Push-up bra? Photoshop? Plastic surgery? What’s NOT up for discussion when it comes to a woman’s body? It’s a world of fools with no shortage of real time out there, and we’re just over here reading about it. For Kylie Jenner’s new lip kit color announcement, she wore a bikini to match her fire engine red lips, and why wouldn’t she do this to spread awareness about her beauty hustle? Imagine how not surprised we were to see that while people were praising her thirstily, several people were puzzled over her chest.
People were confused as to why one breast may have appeared larger than the other breast in the mirror.
khanyikaykayWhy couldn’t you where clothes and show the lip kit colour, just asking.
platanabeauti@bgquiroz21 contoured chest! Is what we will do for your wedding lol
le._.bowsHer boob makeup makes it look like one boob is smaller than the other..
le._.bows@nxgresse I mean idc about the push up bra, a bunch of girls wear those but just her boobs look so weird lol one is smaller …
Real head scratcher we know. To let everyone in on a little femalekind secret, based on I don’t know how many conversations and sleepovers, natural breasts…do that. Was boob contouring involved in the making of this photo? Possibly, and we’re all good with that, but this ‘why are her _____ like that?’ game is tired.
Shout out to the girl in the maroon velour tracksuit for being rad.
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