You heard. Mariah Carey, whose perfection was always scoring her a wide variety of suitors, is now engaged to some dude.

First thing’s first. She needs to get married at Christmastime. Let’s not even waste time with that because girl is never done Christmasing.

Now that the date people who actually know her will need is sorted, let’s talk gowns. She would be an absolute vision of love in this number from Pronovias called “Tricia” which is a slightly basic name, but kewler than Patty. The skirt flares out enough that it allows her make a divalicious entrance, but it’s still form-fitting enough for her. The appliques on the bodice look like freshly fallen snow, and the silhouette’s a dreamlover.

The veil goes on forever, which is how long she will always be everyone’s baby so think about it Mimi. (Also we hate that your alter ego wasn’t crazy and was therefore boring.)

This is the one.

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