God bless America because Khloe Kardashian got drunk in a St. Barth’s bungalow and decided to cover her naked bod in glitter for an impromptu photoshoot, she revealed on her website this morning. We know this is the news you needed in your life today.
Apparently we can chalk this ballsy shoot up to some island cocktails because Khloe said this:
“Even though I’ve worked really hard on my mind and body to get to this point, I am still shocked I had the courage to do this shoot. I think I had a little too much liquid courage (and I’m not getting any younger so it’s now or never, LOL!) which actually made me follow through with it. And I am so f*cking happy I did because I think these pictures are to die for! I cannot believe how unbelievably gorgeous they are!”
While friend Joyce was “literally blowing glitter up my a**,” helpful little sister Kendall was teaching Khloe how to make her body look more super model-esque. She said:
“This may be one of my favorite photo shoots to date not only because the images are so breathtaking, but because I had Kendall be the photo director/music DJ to set the vibes. Kendall was literally teaching me how to pose and how to arch my back and manipulate my body so I looked extra lean and long. The perks of having a super model as your sister, right?”
Thank god for Kendall’s manipulation techniques. We wouldn’t want photos of Khloe’s revenge body in any “unflattering” poses floating around the internet or anything.
Whatever makes Khloe feel good is fine by us but, of course, this shoot would’ve been even more empowering if it wasn’t some byproduct of a drunken spring-break like charade. Whatever. She could drop her drawers at a YMCA pool and look just as hot so keep sparkling, Khloe.
