Whoa. Whoa. WHOAAAA. Throwback Thursday just got infinitely less lame, thanks to Ashley Graham. While you were learning how to use dial-up at age 13, Ashley was out wrangling cattle (or whatever it is she’s doing with that rope) and looking like heaven sent a teenage angel to bring joy to the world.

Just peep at these modeling shots. What even is this level of 13-year-old gorgeousness?

#tbt to my first ever comp card at age 13! …and yes, I was considered ‘plus size’ here! I just like to think of myself more as Curvylicious! #beautybeyondsize

A photo posted by A S H L E Y G R A H A M (@theashleygraham) on Dec 17, 2015 at 5:42am PST

Where are her braces? Where are her less stylish Lauren Conrad braids framing her face? HER HIDEOUS SKORT AND TENNIS SHOES COMBO? None exist because clearly the awkward teenage years were no match for Ashley and her curvalicious bod.

Can someone please poke her to prove that she’s real? Thanks.