Happy Monday. Here’s this important piece of news. Kim Kardashian, mother of a saint, ingested her placenta after giving birth this go-round, according to a recent post on her always life-affirming website. And she hasn’t looked back since.

Apparently Kim’s been popping pills made of her own placenta. She didn’t “fry it like a steak and eat it (which some people do, BTW).” Mmm, is it lunchtime yet? Instead, she had the placenta freeze-dried and put into a capsule that she swallows for a feel-good boost. She said:

“I had great results and felt so energized and didn’t have any signs of depression! I definitely had to do it again. Every time I take a pill, I feel a surge of energy and feel really healthy and good. I totally recommend it for anyone considering it!”

There you go, folks. Another golden tidbit of Kardashian advice you never asked for. Now just imagine the street value of those drugs.