Break out the wine and cheese because Kim Kardashian is selling expensive things you might actually want from her closet on eBay for charity. If Kylie’s sweaty heels aren’t your jam, perhaps Kim could interest you in a wrinkled silk La Perla robe she hopefully wore for Kanye sexy times, a plush chinchilla coat with Kim’s initials monogrammed into it, or this cool Saint Laurent varsity jacket that we would actually bid on if we weren’t poor.

But among all the fur and silk that maybe once touched the naked body of Kanye’s wife is this lonesome, basic toddler sweater with the tags still on.

It seems that the world’s most fashionable kid was too cool for this little number. We feel you, North West. The visible grey trim isn’t doing much for us, and it’s not an ideal cozy sweater to drink juice by the fireplace in this Christmas. North’s got a reputation to uphold, and she can’t be seen in something as basic as this when she’s known for rocking Kanye originals and Doc Martens. We totally get why North gave her mom the thumbs up to add this one to the eBay pile, and we’re positive she just made some Kardashian freak’s Christmas.

North West, making the world a better place one plain cream sweater at a time.