It’s your lucky, lucky day because, like the rest of us just trying to make a dollar in this world, Kylie Jenner is cleaning out her closet and selling some of the luxury items people have given her via the mobile app SecretCloset. You’d think with the barrels of gold buried in the backyard of Kris’ mansion, Kylie could do an Oprah-style holiday giveaway, but we get it, she needs to save up so she can gift her real friends Ferraris for their birthdays this year. Whatever.

Among the five things Kylie’s tossing out are some Fendi sunglasses ($470,) a brand spankin’ new tiny little purple Chloé bag ($185,) and these “Boss Lady” Sophia Webster heels for the non-negotiable price of 495 bones.

That’s $204 dollars cheaper than the same shoes on eBay. Plus you get the sheer joy of knowing the shoes existed in the presence of a Jenner. Kylie lists that the shoes are in “good” condition, indicating she (probably) wore them at one point. We assume Kylie is human like the rest of us and experiences foot sweat in heels. So, score!

For only $40 more than the Jo Malone candle her sister Kim is suggesting crazy people buy on her holiday gift guide on her website, your feet could possibly soak in the remnants of Kylie’s foot sweat. If we’re doing the six degrees of separation thing, wearing these heels would basically mean you have Kanye’s number in your phone. Maybe if you click the pink patent heels together you’ll be transported right to Calabasas. If you’re into Kylie’s leftovers though and the shoe fits (size 38,) let us know if your life changes drastically for the better (or worst) after the sale.