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Goop Is Promoting a Consciously Uncoupled Key Tag
by Ashley Hoffman | December 8, 2015 at 8:37 AM
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It’s that time of year, and Gwyneth Paltrow rides again with another Goop Gift Guide. That means she’s recommending purposefully over the top gifts for your inner circle so you can have a merry goopy holiday.

Among this year’s suggestions: a trip to the moon kinda! a handy condom dispenser! and a onesie only Gwyn can wear! But of all the cool things, there’s one standout. It’s a $15 consciously uncoupled keytag “for the centered soul.” This is the life, truly the centered life of Gwyneth Paltrow. This is how it’s done Blake Lively. This is how you wear your lifestyle on your sleeve and key accessories. Just in case you ever want to tell us how to do lifestyle again.

We think you can use this bad girl to advertise your 1) conscious decision to uncouple from your mom and spend Christmas in an airbnb situation for sexy time or perhaps 2) your divorce from Beyonce tunes for a day.

Snark-free mini break: some of the stuff on her list is undeniably pretty cool despite the onesie. Here goes your work day.

ConsciouslyUncoupled

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