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Trailblazer Dita Von Teese Made a Fanny Pack Sexy
by Ashley Hoffman | December 7, 2015 at 10:20 AM
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Burlesque icon and seller of her own used stockings Dita Von Teese has blazed many a trail along the walks of life.

But perhaps her most important contribution to the world has been a how-to video in which she demonstrates how to be sexually appealing despite the fact that you’re wearing a fanny pack. In a new scandalous Funny Or Die video, she does unsexy things while being Dita Von Teese in lingerie, thus making them all bae activities. Her most insurmountable challenge was wearing an orange polka dot zippable pouch that hipsters and dads love, but in boudoir mode.

Has she changed the fanny pack’s reputation?

Watch below and let us know.

How To Be Sexy with Dita Von Teese from Funny Or Die

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