With ugly Christmas sweater sales on the rise, we just couldn’t help but wonder, can you drip with sex appeal and irony simultaneously? Probably not, right? You’ll just end up looking like Mark Darcy in Bridget Jones, but then there’s Denise Bidot, body confidence fairy godmother, who just showed up in our feeds in this Forever21 sweater that looks suitable for a child.
And lo and behold, she is pioneering the ugly Christmas sweater smokeshow look. Sometimes up is down and people surprise you like that. So, in the spirit of Denise’s unbridled conviction about looking hot, we would like to try wearing a Christmas jumper with skin-tight leggings, knee-high boots, and an epic smoldering stare. Do it. And see if anyone dares to call your ugly festive sweater “cute.”