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Attention Cara Delevingne: Bacon-Scented Underwear Is Here
by Eliza Dillard | November 25, 2015 at 9:51 AM
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Bacon fashion is nothing new. The breakfast meat’s biggest fan Cara Delevingne has been sporting the trend for a sizzling hot minute. But forget what you thought you knew about bacon on sweatshirts and pajama pants because bacon-scented underwear for men and women is officially a thing for you and your significant other to enjoy, we learned from Cosmopolitan UK.

J&D Foods, the same people who brought you the sweet scent of bacon to your dreams with the bacon-scented pillowcase, is now offering up $19.99 bacon-scented sexy threads “using the same stolen NASA technology to bring you a new, even racier innovation,” the website says. According to J&D, the smell of bacon is embedded in the ink on the underwear. “It’s like a hot frying pan in your pants,” they say. We’re not sure about that one, but we’ll try anything once.

The heaven-sent undies don’t come without risks, though. J&D has issued the following warnings to their website:

“If you have a large dog with razor sharp teeth, please do not fall asleep in J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear. J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear is not recommended for people in the following professions: mail carriers, zookeepers, veterinarians, dog catchers and walkers, and circus performers (especially lion tamers). If you are hiking in the woods where bears are known to roam, please do not wear Bacon Scented Underwear without also carrying a firearm. “

The company promises that, depending on how many times you wash them and your own personal hygiene, your underthings should be smelling like the best meal of the day for up to six months to a year.

Santa, we’ve been really good this year. Please bring home the bacon.

[Cosmopolitan UK]

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