There’s nothing that says I’m a trendsetting famous person like making groundbreaking discoveries in the area of firmly established stuff a totally different culture has been wearing forever.
We’re looking at you Givenchy and two queens we’d gladly pay taxes to: Nicki Minaj and CFDA award winner Rihanna.
In a new important video released by we are mitu, women who ACTUALLY seem to be of one of the most inspirational tribes for rich people, “cholas,” talk amongst themselves about how Nicki Minaj and Rihanna are totally doing “chola” fashion wrong.
Some key revelations about people who have a deep reverence for “chola” aesthetics:
1) That’s not where the teardrop tattoo goes, according to these women.
2) Rihanna, maybe don’t rep 818 unless you’re cool with taking credit for being somewhere you never were to begin with.
3) Moschino, just no.
Jennifer Lopez slid by with an A+ though. Best line: “America, this is not a chola. Never will be.” HOW BADLY DO YOU WANT TO GET DRINKS WITH THESE WOMEN RIGHT NOW. Everyone needs to see this video, and all of these lovelies deserve multiple spa gift certificates for setting the record straight about offensive people jacking their deeply personal iconography.