Everyone remembers when Mariah Carey decided to not show you her bedroom on MTV Cribs, and you accepted her need for privacy with a hmph and kept it moving.

But now there’s a reality show, which promises to be a non-stop ice cream truck of wild times on wheels befitting of MC. Yesterday the guru went on LIVE with Kelly to promote her show, which we will buy is very much like her real life. We know that when she does wear clothes, it’s like she’s still in 2001, and now we know that she shares RunwayRiot’s stance on clothing.

What did she wear to her bachelorette party? “Lingerie! That’s what I always wear. Why wear clothes?” Agreed, and we want to dress like Kate Upton in CR Fashion Book for all family functions.

Behold, below, Mariah on her pro lingerie, anti-clothing stance. Naturally, she sing-speaks all her decisions.

Your move: please compose a brief song Mariah Carey would sing about why she needs no clothes, for the only thing that should touch her skin in the summer is the cool whisper of a lacey night gown and some heels.