If someone thought it would be a bright idea to put your picture next to someone else with the mission to forward the agenda that only “certain” women should be allowed to appear in a sandy locale in a two-piece swimsuit (bikini body, beach ready, all that jazz,) how would you respond?
1) craft a fire rebuttal about their narrowminded thinking
2) AirBnB yourself a castle to drunk cry in
3) throw your head back laugh in a post with the peace sign emoji, and resume wholeheartedly enjoying your life
Dorothy Combs model Audrey Ritchie, who wears hats better than anyone in recent memory, may or may not have happened upon a disgustingly sizist statement that featured two broads – ONE OF THEM BEING HER looking fab as ever, and one being another slim woman looking fab as ever.
This rando’s take on these two beauties was this “the body type that should wear bikinis vs the body type that shouldn’t.”
Her friend who quotes Wil Wheaton, (who says it’s totally cool if you don’t like something but don’t be a bag of D’s about it, in so many words,) showed her a meme about how unsolicited opinions are devoid of all value. Thank you, Audrey, for being an example to us all in the art of the self-love lyfe.
This standup guy may have thought he could ruin Audrey’s singular high of feeling herself in black lingerie, but nothing can. What’s the word for when you spot someone who means nothing on the internet being a jerk? Let us know, rioters.
Stop worrying about the fit of bikinis on gorgeous women when your bed doesn’t even have a fitted sheet, people.
Anyway, Audrey’s too busy enjoying life to care.
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