Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, took his impressive shtick to the bias-free language safe space that is the University of New Hampshire. It’s a cushy cocoon where all the soft-spoken scholars avoid microaggressions like the plague. (Young people are making politicians say inconveniently long politically correct things which causes discomfort, and Triumph, the equal opportunity offender is on it.)
Triumph being Triumph, is really at his funniest when he’s laying into marginalized peeps, and so it was fitting that when he opened up the P.C. roast proceedings by taking aim at women who wear larger sizes with this gem.
“Your mom’s so plus-sized, that her blood type is ragu, and I only know that because the insurance industry did not sufficiently protect her privacy rights.”
It’s a mom’s so fat joke and it can’t even be hilarious because of all the social justice warriors in the room. Gorgeous. Triumph, you’re now officially forbidden from humping our legs without a trigger warning.