Kanye West is a reliable source of hilarious lines about all of the things he feels like: (tables and elves, for example).

And here’s this for a real Friday evening shock. It would appear that today he is not a reliable source of groundbreaking non-clothes for every body type. His Yeezy collection is on sale, and everyone’s invited to snatch up his VFIS (very ****ing important sweatshirts), except trend whores who wear anything above a size 8 or size 10. Quick size report: On MyTheresea, that’s all there is to rummage through. Mostly everything’s available up to an 8, and there are a few pieces that go up to what they’re calling a 10. A quick glance at Matches fashion reveals that every last item on there is only up for grabs in an XS to a Medium as of press time. It’s probably because exclusion masquerading as popular is what Yeezy strives for.

The stuff is stretchy so where there’s a will, some baby oil, and a CAN DO attitude, there’s a way? We’ll pass. Boring track leggings at these inflated ego prices weren’t worth your time anyway. Otherwise, it’s not a hard look to DIY with a stocking on your head, a sweatshirt the color of puddy and fly boots.

So it’s kind of like when your friend who makes you read all the shocking things people text her cancels on you, and you’re like ahhh next time.

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