Age isn’t stopping 94-year-old fashion legend Iris Apfel from schooling us all on how to succeed at life.

Now she can add ‘wearable tech designer’ to her resumé, according to Mashable. If you’re into gadgets that serve as portable coaches and monitor how many times you get up to pee during the night, then Iris’ sleek, minimalist bangles for WiseWear‘s Socialite Collection will probably be on your birthday wish list this year.

Iris told Mashable that she’d never worn a fitness tracker before because “most [wearables] were quite hideous and I don’t run around in sweatpants.” Lol, same. Gone are the days of hiding a Fitbit under your coat sleeve, and thank God for that. Just get a load of these babies.

NBD, just the coolest wearable tech to come at us in forever.

Bonus: they can even send out a distress message in case you get lost in your hotness. Thanks for saving our lives, Iris.

[Mashable]

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