It wouldn’t be right to end the year without one more mic drop from Amy Schumer, owner of the key to our hearts and the woman who always says what everyone’s thinking. Instead of doing your typical selfie collage with a caption like “2015 has been the best year of my life, thanks for supporting me on this crazy ride. Happy New Year *kisses*”, Schumer went for gold.
She sent all her well wishes to people who actually truly need them: the trolls who make sifting through internet articles feel like swimming in a clogged toilet. She said this:
Happy New Years to internet trolls. I hope you find happiness this year. Nourishing relationships and a life you can be proud of.
— Amy Schumer (@amyschumer) December 31, 2015
Schumer: 1 Internet trolls: -100.
2015 has definitely been a big year for internet trolls, always jumping at the chance to body shame or inform someone they aren’t as slim as a plastic doll. Whatever. The year can just end now because Amy’s spoken her piece. Here’s to a more enjoyable, sunshiney web browsing experience in 2016 (yeah right). Let the celebrations commence.