Mariah Carey, forever my president of Christmas, gifted us all with her song at the Thanksgiving Parade, as is tradition.
It would appear to some that she has slimmed down. And now as the glitter of the festivities settles, a smattering of people who don’t know her have come up with all kinds of theories as to HOW she pulled off this momentous Christmas miracle.
Esteemed news outlet Radar Online quoted celebrity trainer and nutritionist Charlene Ciardiello with her guess about Mariah’s life change. He said: “the new photos of Mariah Carey on Thanksgiving suggest that she has lost at least 45 pounds. She looks incredible.”
Nadia Murdock, celebrity trainer told In Touch Weekly: “This is probably due to good old fashion diet and exercise. Also reducing stress can help tremendously with getting rid of abdominal weight usually brought on by Cortisol and emotional eating.”
But celebrity plastic surgeon Dr. Tony Youn argues that’s not the case. He told Inquisitr that she had a non-invasive procedure that freezes padding and “reduces 25 percent of the thickness” with a handy “one-hour session.” Wouldn’t you know, he offers stuff like this.
Then again, another “insider” in this story concluded it was because her loaded boyfriend James Packer has a chef who is controlling her food intake. This source provided this gem: “James’s chef is preparing every single thing she eats right now. Mariah wants nothing more than to be his wife one day and James thinks that she looks absolutely irresistible with her hot new bod!”
Dr. Susan Evans, on the other hand, says it’s lipo: “To me it looks like she’s [had] an abdominoplasty, also known as a tummy tuck with liposuction to narrow her waist.”
Verdict: no one knows anything.
Dear experts,
No matter how badly you’d like to theorize about who went on a search and destroy mission inside her stomach or how much less stressed she is, or what she’s eating in order to transform into a wife-able human fit for the wealthy guy she’s already dating, please stop. Please stop pretending you know anything about this woman’s life.
I get it. Each of you is a total winner at your job of making women feel funtabulous about themselves. But stop predicting how and why she slimmed down with your clever tools: illusions. You are all clueless. You do not have access to Mariah Carey’s kitchen. If I did, we’d be sucking back hot toddies together right now, but that’s not my lot in life. Can we stop violating cardinal values of healthcare and just enjoy the holiday tunes?
I have no idea what she’s been up to other than looking devastatingly divalicious at every size, and that is all.
