Each winter, bro-y Christmas cheer spreads with the force and unknowable mystery of the flu. Last year’s jinglebeards gave way to this year’s glittery adornments, and we were almost at capacity with Santa’s dude bro helpers until this popped up on social media.
We are so ready to turn up in a Christmas muscle tee. It’s truly inspiring that the sweater design transcended the shapeless ugly Christmas sweater. The pure existence of the Christmas muscle tee would have been so perfect for Abercrombie + Fitch’s pretty boys to
wear casually sling over their shoulders on a pick-up truck. We’d wear them too though. That’s because we think it’s a swaggy way to show off strong arms for both sexes, and provided your alcohol level is sky rocketing, wearing these outside is fine, like these two bros.
Photo taken by Gabi Porter at hoppin holiday spot Miracle on 9th Street in New York
Excellent work guys, carry on.